Wario Destroys America

WARIO'S BACK! IN A BRAND NEW ADVENTURE!

FOLLOW WARIO'S TALE AND EXPERIENCE THE JOURNEY OF LIFETIME, TOPPLE REGIMES, FIGHT CRIME, STAY FROSTY, AND BECOME THE LEGEND... WARIO...

QUOTES FROM ESTEEMED REVIEWERS:

• "The citizen cane of videogames." ~cowthecat3101

• "Can u make a sequel to Wario destroys America called Wario Destroys China" ~Chef

• "if im playing wario destroys america i did something wrong in life" ~Nova

• "A quality experience that explores the dark twisted mind of its creator and the titular anti-thesis to Mario, Wario. Only for gaming enthusiasts." ~ewan

• "Do you think WARIO stays in AMERICA because he, too, lives in fear of what he's DESTROYED?" ~lucid